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Johns ATX prematch pep talk

Started by Magnus Ambers , Jul 14 2012 04:02 PM

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#1 Magnus Ambers

Posted 14 July 2012 - 04:02 PM

[ 2012.07.14 15:06:31 ] John McGuirk > Gentlefags, there may come a day when you may feel no stirring in your loins at the sight of a hairy fat bear dude in assless chaps with a leather policeman's hat on. [ 2012.07.14 15:06:39 ] John McGuirk > You may eventually crate your buttplugs, nipple clamps, whips, and cockrings and put them away in the attic to collect dust. [ 2012.07.14 15:06:52 ] John McGuirk > But TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY. [ 2012.07.14 15:07:02 ] John McGuirk > Today we will oil up our Rooks and Griffins and rub them furiously against our enemies until they have no choice but to submit. [ 2012.07.14 15:07:12 ] John McGuirk > The last words their brethren will hear on comms are "I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING LOCK WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK" before the slapping of their prolapsed colons take over as they flee from our rainbow wrath. [ 2012.07.14 15:07:26 ] John McGuirk > We shall force closed-casket funerals because the destruction we wreak upon their buttocks will be unconcealable by the finest of morticians. [ 2012.07.14 15:07:36 ] John McGuirk > Today, we will ride gloriously into battle with no thought of our selves or our spouses, for we HAVE NONE*.* offer not valid in space Massachusetts. [ 2012.07.14 15:07:50 ] John McGuirk > Today, we will vanquish our enemies in the gayest way possible, and tales will be told for generations to come of our homoerotic victories. [ 2012.07.14 15:07:56 ] John McGuirk > FAGONY, THIS WILL BE OUR MOST FABULOUS HOUR. TO WAR**!* and by war I mean balls deep in their asses. [ 2012.07.14 15:08:30 ] John McGuirk > <3 you guys [ 2012.07.14 15:08:41 ] Oli Geist > *applause*

As always I am not responsible for the spelling, grammer, or kontent of my posstes.

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#2 Silas

Posted 14 July 2012 - 04:10 PM

Got me pumped for sure

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#3 Ronat

Posted 14 July 2012 - 04:13 PM

"I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING LOCK WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK" Probably dead on!

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#4 Carenthor Loon

Posted 14 July 2012 - 04:15 PM

The last words their brethren will hear on comms are "I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING LOCK WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK" before the slapping of their prolapsed colons take over as they flee from ~~our rainbow wrath~~ the arena in disgust.

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#5 keacte

Posted 14 July 2012 - 04:19 PM

Awesome jams is awesome!

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#6 Virto Nex

Posted 14 July 2012 - 04:20 PM

lol

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#7 Rynnik

Posted 14 July 2012 - 05:54 PM

The McGuirk raises morale like none other.

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#8 Itkovian Beddict

Posted 14 July 2012 - 06:00 PM

Awesome job McGuirk.

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#9 Hsu Li

Posted 14 July 2012 - 06:04 PM

Good job

First: Victory is Life!

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#10 Billy Colorado

Posted 14 July 2012 - 06:50 PM

Perfect.

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#11 Jysella

Posted 14 July 2012 - 06:57 PM

Raspberry! There's only one team who would dare use raspberry on me!

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#12 Tea

Posted 14 July 2012 - 07:55 PM

All the practice flying force multiplier ships on TQ pays off in the tournie (and also learning not to fly away in a straight line when your anchor pops).