Thanks everyone who joined the roam today, sure was giggle-worthy! I'll write up a more-or-less proper AAR here later tonight, but wanted to go ahead and get the feedback thread started now so ya'll can share your thoughts if desired.
And, of course, wanted to share Jalisca's latest epic
Agony April Fools Day
By Jalisco Eisen Koraka
Ohai there, good friends out in space-
Don't worry that we're in your face.
We know you are hurting and need us.
Move over and let us embrace!
You're in a great fight, we can see!
We have fittings to fix you for free!
WE know your ships hurt now and need us.
Just let us in close and you'll see...
We've flown here to make you all better.
We know that the bad guys are rude.
We'll show them that you aren't alone now
We'll teach them how not to be crude!
We'll target you, just so you know
just to make your injuries go.
(WE see you are hurting.
And WE feel your pain-
De-agress now and let us explain.)
Wait, why are you leaving,
-what's wrong?
We were helping you now you are gone?
We love you, we CARE
come back here, you slime.
What you lost here, we'll loot now,
It' MINE!
Ah, now you are angry, I think
And don't want our reppers to link.
Well, screw you, you ignorant pups!
We have drones that will chew you all up!
You lout, now why am I red-boxed?
You're not listening to what I have said?
I'll kill you, you ungrateful bastard
Retrieving your cold corpse instead.
You thought we would REP you? WE'RE AGONY!
You haven't learned that yet, it's plain to see...
We'll kill you and say, on this bright, shiny day,
“April Fools! FOOLS!”
We repeat,
“WE ARE AGONY!”
[Feedback] Fool's Roulette April 1st @ 20:00
Started by
Greygal
, Apr 02 2013 12:45 AM
3 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 02 April 2013 - 12:45 AM
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#2
Posted 02 April 2013 - 06:21 AM
really nice fleet thanks for takeing us all out
#3
Posted 02 April 2013 - 01:57 PM
Fun... nothing like repping and shooting someone at the same time
#4
Posted 02 April 2013 - 03:04 PM
Was a fun roam, multitasking is hard though - shooting yep, repping yep, both together more practise required. Well done Jalisco on a very fine poem, such a talent. Thanks to all for making this event happen.